S.H.A.R.I.N.A: February 2010

28 February 2010

farhan pic

my naughty son

23 February 2010

Beberapa Hinpunan lawak Pendek

KENTUT

org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!

UUUU

surung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu s
uruh mukun suyu mukun
suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu
"control sikit muncung tuu…"

CONDOM vs KOTEX

Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn! Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i’ll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH

pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak masuk akal!

KATAK HIJAU

pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua. penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau. jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem. dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak. pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem. tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la! so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner, dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu…"

WARNING!!

children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car can cause children!

MONKEYS 3

monkeys escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1
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No! No! it’s not you!
why you always think you
are a monkey?

21 February 2010

Suraya, Suhaila dan Mak

this my sis - suraya, suhaila n mom

acualy mom is not well tht time

suhailah sedih sbb farhan tak nak ambil gambar dengan dia

Farhan and me

Gambar nie ambil waktu pie umah mama aku kat air tawah 2.

Farhan dan Suhailah adik

Nie adik aku, dia nie suka make-up. Bila aku balik umah selalunya dia akan tanya bawak make-up tak nanti lepas dia mandia suruh make-up dia. Anak aku pula terpikat kat motor mak aku, asyik nak naik motor je. padahal kat umah aku buka ade motor....... tapi mak dan ayah aku layankan je cucu dia. sampai adik aku tersangat cemburu...

Wedding yunus - saudara

Cuti raya cina yang lepas aku pie umah mak n ayah aku, kebetulan ade saudara aku yang kahwin. yang duduk tengah tu adik aku. dia nie manja sikit n penyebuk sangat, kalau ade jemputan kahwin dia nak ambil gambar tak kira sama ade jemputan tu saudara rapat atau tak.................. Majlis diadakan kat bandar penawar, kota tinggi. nie saudara side ayah.

Valentine Day

To My Husband, My Life, My Eternal Valentine

This is to thank you for being by side
For comforting and caring when I was all confused inside.
This is for the phone calls you make every day
Just to tell me “I love you” every minute of the day.

The way you take my hand in yours
For all the world to see
That this is the woman
Who is most special to me.

You always seem to know
When I need a hug, kiss or smile…
You never cease to amaze me
When you say, “I'm here…let's talk for a while.”

In decades past we've had our share
Of ups and downs and problems galore
But you are the one who remained at my side
Never thinking of walking out the door.

I adore the way you tell me,
“You are my forever best friend,”
I love the way I believe in you…
And that you will be there till the end.

Thank you for all the time you give me
And for saying, “It's never enough…”
Thank you for listening as I ramble on…
When things become rather tough.

We are in the best years of our lives
Thirty four years on our journey together
I want to grow old with you…and you with me
I want to love YOU---FOREVER.