Beberapa Hinpunan lawak Pendek

KENTUT

• org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
• org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
• org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
• org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!
  

UUUU

surung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu s
uruh mukun suyu mukun
suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu
"control sikit muncung tuu…"

CONDOM vs KOTEX

Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn! Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i’ll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH

pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak masuk akal!

KATAK HIJAU

pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua. penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau. jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem. dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak. pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem. tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la! so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner, dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu…"

WARNING!!

children playing outside the car can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car can cause children!

MONKEYS 3

monkeys escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv

another 1 was playing football

and the other 1
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No! No! it’s not you!
why you always think you
are a monkey?